Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Scarborough Woods

This is really just a picture show, maybe with a few remarks, salient or otherwise, taken whilst spending a weekend camping in a friend's wood.

The last part of the journey there, from York to Malton and on to Scarborough, is always a little other worldly to someone with a strong sense of 'natural geography' as I have. I'm driving towards the sea, but up the valley. It makes sense on a map, just not when I'm looking at the hills around the valley and know what's ahead.

Morning sunshine over the cooking porridge. Funily enough, the easiest way to heat anything when in the woods, away from gas and electricity is, er, on a wood fire.


Looking down the track with a hint of the edge of the woods in an alpine blue sky.


A few souls moving around this idyllic landscape, giving some hint if the temperature with the woolly clothes.


My lonesome tent, with a fresh white covering just shaken down to the sides.


The view that greeted me on opening my tent to the outdoor air.


Tops of the trees disappear into a sky so blue that the snow almost sucks it in.




It's pretty clear which direction the snow had come from the previous night.




Some of the tracery even works on the smaller trees.


To prove that the sun did shine. Or just an attempt at an arty shot!


Pines always have this corona of active branches right at the top. How this supports these massive trees is amazing.


Of course, eventually that porridge has to have it's final stop. It's just in the woods, the running water is replaced by sawdust. And, no, it doesn't smell!


This wood does do some work. Here's the tractor and trailor in front of the sawmill shelter.


Occassionally, oil is needed to move all kinds of wheels.



The crane that moves the cut logs into the mill.


And, yes, boys will be boys.


For smaller wood cutting. Actually, this one belongs to my friends eight year old daughter. You'd better put it back right or you're in trouble!


The dog is a bit more comfy not far from the kitchen fire.


A snowy tippy-tap. An ingenious method of washing your hands without touching and contaminating the shared hygiene system.


Kelly kettles, lanterns, pots, and pans.


Sat round the kitchen fire, finishing off breakfast.




A good working woodland has things moving all the time. So, one of the jobs this weekend was to fell a tree for planking. Replacement planting happens later in the year.






Starting the V cut.




A good V cut in a few minutes.


And then the final moments for the tree that had taken decades to grow.


Trimming off the branches for seasoning for the kitchen fire.




A few clouds are appearing by now.


And the last lonely figure arrives from his bed.


Is that a whiter shade of pale?


As the day goes by, the snow gradually goes.


And night brings on the desire to get to bed. Some had a tarped and decorated shelter.


Of course, the kitchen fire turned into the local nightspot. Rowdy songs, fabulous food, and the odd drink or two. This shows how the whiter shade of pale becomes a nature morning reaction!

The next morning brought yet more snow, but not such nice skies. Still, a snowball fight is a snowball fight. Well, that mostly involves standing around trying not to get too close when your 10!


The return of snow from the sky, as the previous photo suggests, meant a considerable reduction in photo taking and a desire to get back on the road as 200 miles beckoned!

Friday, 15 January 2010

Follow Friday List

These people add a lot to my world, I'm sure they will do the same for you!



@5tevenwShildon
@AmeliaGregoryLondon
@ashxyzLondon
@benelia71Brighton, UK
@bengoldacreLondon
@Bluesky107Chicago
@bopeepsheepOxford, UK
@BugJemmPeterborough
@charlesandalexNidderdale, er, ish. Currently in NZ
@coconinoBrixton
@combi31Toulouse
@CortsUK
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@daisydaisy66Scotland
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@Jimmi_TNidderdale
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@josiesimmSW France
@jostlehimNidderdale
@JuanofwordsHouston, TX
@justVeroMonterrey, Mexico
@KenatFrysWest Norfolk
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@LawrenceMillsGlasgow, UK
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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Recent Funny Tweets

Just a few tweets that I've recently seen that made me laugh. Nothing clever about this page, and nearly all not my own work!

Films Made Scottish Theme
@cowspassage The Eternal Downpour of the Spotless Mind #filmsmadescottish #frys
@jamiefullerton1 #filmsmadescottish Aye Am Legend #frys
@jamiefullerton1 #filmsmadescottish Loch Ness Monsters Ball #frys
@VecchioJo The Laird Of The Rings #filmsmadescottish #frys
@ozgirlhants A MacDeus #filmsmadescottish #frys
@swithelly #filmsmadescottish The Hitchhikers Guide to the Gaelic Sea ---haha! #frys
@ozgirlhants Two Mulls for Sister Sarah #filmsmadescottish
@gordybroon #filmsmadescottish indiana jones and the raiders of the lost bar
@MarksVoice Ayrspray #filmsmadescottish

Shakespearian Misquotes
@RadWagon Or a little later, with reference to that duo 'Out, out, brief forkhandle!'
@RadWagon 'O brave new twitterverse, That has such people in't!'
@FantonEsquire Shakespearian Typos, Part Two: 'O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore fart thou Romeo?'
@FantonEsquire Shakespearian Typos, Part One: 'Exeunt, pursued by a pear.'

Funky Swearing
@justVero damnity dalmations
@justVero crappity crustaceos crabs from the deep sea

Thursday, 31 December 2009

Pateley Bridge, Yorkshire for New Year

Snowy Times!!

(UPDATE: More routes and maps on this later post or just scan for Nidderdale.)

I'm up north in the delights of James Herriot country (1970s TV series All Creatures Great and Small) for New Year with a load of good friends, their adult children, friends of theirs, and generally loads of good peeps. This is the east end of the Yorkshire Dales in a delightful little homely town of Pateley Bridge. It includes the oldest sweet shop in England in a typically beautiful sandstone high street running down to the chocolate brown river Nidd at the bottom.

Today is the joy of preparing for tonight. As with a lot of days recently, spending the day just preparing for the evening seems very hedonistic, but I'm happy with it! Actually, I'm not doing very much preparing really. Only popping down to the rather good but expensive wine merchant on the high street to ensure enough decent wine and quite a bit of indecent stuff as well. However, with the day promising much snowy delights and the roads easily passable, the bike is calling! Dropping through town to check the shops closing time, and finding the surface absolutely fine for doing 25mph downhill it seemed churlish to go back up the hill again: so I didn't. I did find some hardy Yorkshire sheep on the recreational grounds.


Setting off up the Low Wath Road that goes past the main town school was also easy going. Plenty of grip underneath and a delightful snowy scene all around. Lots of 4x4s passed, many with genuine signs of offroad use and dogs in the back. Not something I'm always used to, but something very much partof this landscape.

I stopped opposite the infamous Silver Hill. This is it, going from the houses in the middle, diagonally up the the left and back to the right underneath the trees at the top in the middle.

In warmer times I'd cycle up that, but now it would be silly!

After passing the Bridge Inn and meandering up the valley past the hamlet of Wath, the georgeous Gouthwaite Resevoir appeared. This is slightly famous as it appears in the opening credits to the longeterm UK TV soap Emmerdale, but in a slightly warmer view to here!


It's a good mile or so long and topped and tailed by ice in the not-so-wavey shallows. The edge of the ice is broken up and curved against the damn with birds taking advantage.


At the top of the resevoir lies the resty little village of Ramsgill. It's dominated in a rather bizarre way by The Yorke Arms, a Michelin one-star restaurant. This is in the middle of nowhere. The nearest big town is 45-55 minutes away on a quick day. But it's custom is good and clearly works on the business of being so good you will travel to it. And it's on the opening credits of Emmerdale as well. So, now you know which soap has a Michelin One-Star in it, and I bet you wouldn't have guessed if I hadn't told you! The food is exquisite, I will say, having been taken there just after my fortieth. And the wine cellar, ah, the wine cellar, sigh. Nuff said.

Past Ramsgill the valley begins to narrow sufficiently for the road to start to meander up and down the steeper sides and not far after is Lofthouse, the top end of my ride today. Just past Lofthouse is a rather delightful waterfall.


As you can see, it's already snowing up here. I did have to gingerly slide up a very icy, ungritted, and closed private road to get here. It's normally open to the public as it's got the beautiful Scar House resevoir at the top. But it's just too dangerous now, so lots of warning signs and I'm not going to attempt going any further.

The journey back down the valley was even more fun, as the roads generally went downhill. I did take a turn through Wath that got me to the bottom of the previously mentioned infamous Silver Hill. The view from here is spectacular. I did a composite image, which is not that good, but this does give some kind of idea about the beauty of this part of the world.


The route was simialr to my summer version but didn't include the east side of Gouthwaite or the top loop to Scar House resevoir. That would have been mad.

Saturday, 26 December 2009

Boxing Day Walk 2009

The Blewbury Boxing Day walk has been a tradition for around 40 years now. It started in the baby boom days of the late 1960s as a traditional walking race done in fancy dress. There were prizes for each individual stage in different categories for speed and costume. The stages were between the four village pubs with much beer consumed at each one.

As the years have gone by, two of the pubs have shut down and issues, arising from walking down the main (A) road, meant that this year a very different route was planned. A certain level of humour and some thought resulted. Who knows where this will go?

As one who traditionally gets up when they first pass our house, I never get to see the proper parade which starts the walk. This time even less so, as the previously mentioned route change meant we were missed altogether. It did feel very strange to not see it wandering passed, to only get to see the crowd outside the Red Lion pub. It didn't seem to make as much sense in a group like that.

Anyway, back to the walk this year. It seemed like fewer entries, as it always does. The idea is to have topical dress, so it becomes a celebration of the year in some senses. Also, it allows for a level of satirical humour that wafts round the village like a fast moving elephant on board a small piece of toast.


Limbo dancing as part of the circus performers. I didn't quite get the topical connection, but there again, I'm not that topical!


The crowd just mingles, full of the joy of beer.


Yet more beer consumed and participants mixing with onlookers.


We all know this song, so join in now "I'm a lumberjack..". The day is full of festive spirit, as well as beer.


A number of people can take costumes to the extreme.


Labelling is frequently used as a way to confirm the costume. Especially when otherwise it's just people out for a walk.


Ah, some hint of the walk route not being to all peoples favour.


Placards raised as the chant 'London Road' is aired high.


Zoe spots me taking pictures from across the crowd.


Final drinks before the next off.


Being dressed warmly does mean a slight amount of bagginess.


Or simply feel cold by looking. Brrr.


Simon Cowell looks quite a lot bigger than Cheryl Cole in real life as well, so I'm told.